Heidi Montag can kiss my un-enhanced ass. Actually, I feel sorry for her enhanced one.

My first baby shower was absolutely amazing, if not a bit embarrassing. When I was seven months pregnant with Stella, we traveled to visit family in Austin, Texas, where friends and kin not only gathered together, but went to impressive lengths to create an incredibly moving video of the day. It's the kind of keepsake… Continue reading Heidi Montag can kiss my un-enhanced ass. Actually, I feel sorry for her enhanced one.