Please do not do anything fun or exciting. Don't you know that the world is scary, and you are incapable of navigating it on your own? The Micromanagement "Make sure both feet are always on the rope," said one mom. Her hands had a death grip on his ankles as she literally placed her seven-year-old… Continue reading Perilous Play
Back on October 1st, after a family vacation in California, a third birthday purposefully infested with ladybugs of the stuffed, cupcake and pinata varieties, and well-executed flower girl duties in Minneapolis, we moved into our first home. We'd looked at about 40 houses. With. Stella. You get how astounding that is, right? As we drank champagne… Continue reading Merry Christmas and a Happy New Home
Apologies for my last boring update. I felt obligated to ramble through our ophthalmology appointment. More of a Lord of the Rings style saga than a mere appointment. That said, writing it all out helped me put the many little oddly shaped pieces together. A couple of weeks later, we went to Alderwood Vision Therapy… Continue reading New glasses, a new outlook, and a wide open space.
Well, on Friday morning, Stella and I made our way to Seattle Children's ophthalmology department for her yearly exam. The high-level stats for those keeping score and not wanting to sift through a lengthy post: Clear improvement of stereoscopy, virtually unchanged acuity (still one line different at 20/30 and 20/40, though one examiner saw equal… Continue reading Judgement Day for Stella’s Vision, Part 1: Ophthalmology’s View
Recently, after complaining on Facebook about how a prom-related copywriting project evoked cringe-inducing memories, a friend from across the globe presented something of a dare. He said that if I agreed to write about my prom horror story, he'd share his as well. Kind of like "I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"… Continue reading Prom bomb, un-edited because I’m not sure I can survive re-reading it
A few weeks ago, I noticed a distinct change in Stella's vision. Bam! It could not have been more obvious if she slapped me across the face and said, "Damn it, mommy woman! My vision is changing! Give me a god damned hug!" In short, her peripheral vision opened up in dramatic fashion. Last year,… Continue reading The Great Peripheral Awakening of 2011
Two words: Marketing fail! I recently received the following (clearly heartfelt) email from a representative of Elecare. "Dear Amber, I've been following your blog and have enjoyed keeping up with your notes about Stella. I'm glad to see that EleCare®* has been helpful, and I'd love to hear more of your story. What was your journey with Stella?… Continue reading And now, a not-so-special message from Elecare
Stella's Easter basket included a sweet set of watercolors and accompanying pad of paper. She's used them every day so far, at her request, and as it so engages her, I've been putting the goggles on her while she paints. We're starting to branch out, no longer limited to the brush that was included with… Continue reading Artist, and goggles, at work
Stella's toes are starting to relax. The yoked prism goggles continue to benefit her, but it's created a small, surprising side effect. Turns out, her toes have been clenched so consistently for so long that the skin is actually having to stretch out as her toes extend outward. There are now raw, sometimes bloody cracks… Continue reading Quick VT note: TLC for Stella’s transitioning toes.
That anxiety-inducing daily deal site I recently mentioned has done it again. Being a copywriter myself, you'd think I'd avoid tearing apart some other copywriter's work. But apparently that is not the case. I've written for many fabulous clients but I've also written passionate, emotive copy about cat-themed chip clips and Cinnabon. So I'm not… Continue reading Another copy qualm (little girls as decor)