Scares the living crap out of me: Fashion bras for four-year-olds. With defined cups. And no straps. (Video from Jessica Gottlieb.)

Gives me such hope: Chelsea Baker, a 13-year old Little League 65-mph pitcher. With a freaking knuckle ball. And stylish GLASSES.

P.S. According to ABC News’ “Person of the Week” story, Chelsea’s mom entered her into all kinds of pageants early on. “But Chelsea didn’t want to wear diamonds, she wanted to rule them.”